welcome to wonderland
Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her
lushlorn:

ugh this is so perfect

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via k-i-nky)

drythroats:

Best line ever 😭
ocident: